Ahh, the joys of working with first graders!

Like before (when I was in Uganda), I've begun collecting great quotes from first graders! Hope they amuse you as much as they amuse me!

If that kind of fish’s eyes get red, then they are gonna die in a few weeks. Cuz mine did and his eye got really big and almost exploded!

That fruit roll-up was fattening.

I’m gonna tell you something that you might not like,, “Never give wedgies.”

I’m a vegetarian and my mom said this was a vegetarian snack (holds up ritz pb crackers).
Me: What is a vegetarian?
Child: someone who eats healthy.

I have a weird taste in my mouth from a cream bar. I haven’t eaten one of them since I was little, like five

We have three homeworks? That’s so much, not to do, but to write in the homework notebook!

The highest grade of a person I know is in college. Well I haven’t actually seen him, but I know a person who knows him.

This ship right here reminds me of something . . . . what? It just reminds me of something.

My jaw is hurting, and my foot is itching and my nose is itching.

I’ve got a splinter in my foot. It’s already in my skin.

When I was being born, my arm got stuck in my mom and they had to cut it off.

Miss Peeler you might think my grandparents are a little over the hedge, they really are crazy!

When asked about my snack, I told them it was fruit roll up for grownups. One child replied, oh is it like beer? Oops!

My first graders think my first name is Miss Heather

Have a great week!